YOU'RE INVITED

Lana and Kristen

RUSSIAN SASS MEETS ITALIAN CLASS: LANA & KRISTEN TURN 30

SEPTEMBER 20 2024

7PM

sponsored by

in partnership with:

Natty Daddy Creatives on Fi(re) Telos Haus

this is also:

there will be natty daddies!
there will be di fara pizza!
there will be a raffle giveaway!
and some other fun stuff maybe!
🌹 rsvp for location 🌹

DRESS CODE

please wear red, gold, or black. failure to adhere to the dress code will result in secret strict consequences - consider this your warning!

THE BIG THREE OH

this only happens once. well, for kristen it happens twice.

we're inviting all of the best people we know. and you ;)

🌹 speed dating info for hinge leads - is this you?🌹

about you:

  • charismatic and playful: you keep things light!
  • passionate: you are easily excitable, loving and open, opinionated (but still keep things light!) & you might even be persona non grata in one circle or another
  • thoughtful and high agency; you get things done- no excuses!
  • you know that nothing in this life is personal and you try to love thy neighbor not thy in group
  • probably a freelancer or entrepreneurial type
  • weirdos, technofascists, & transhumanists welcome
  • financially stable!!!

not you:

  • no moody and serious brooding types please
  • no cynics please
  • no normies please
  • no marxists or socialists please
  • no pretentious types please
  • no overly sarcastic or irony-poisoned types please
🔪 rsvp for location 🔪

for the purposes of ess ee oh, we are linking some of lana's websites below hehe️

manhattaneventphotography.com manhattanpartyphotographer.com brooklynpartyphotographer.com underageandoverserved.com investingforfreaks.com nyceventplanner.xyz nycphotoassistant.com hirenycphotoassistants.com brooklyneventphotographer.com nycpartyphotographer.com nycphotographyassistant.com newyorkphotoassistant.com

ai overlord

hi...(pls be patient with my first message as I spin down with inactivity!)
can i bring a plus one?
where is the party?
what is this speed dating thing?
can i bring anything?